(Source: gotrocksalt)
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest
- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
